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alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

hipsterwithhelvetica:

kavicordi:

hipsterwithhelvetica:

today i learned that we invented bananas

How… does one “invent” banana

I…

Australia must be full of geniuses

this is the only logic

don’t ask me someone said ‘yeah we invented bananas by breeding plantains’ and i was just ‘woah’

i dont even know if thats true or if they were bullshitting but if so we invented a fruit

and thats p cool yo

we also invented dogs (humans in general, not australians)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

why is so hot

too hot for things

octosmagiccastle:

My new favorite emoticon is :3x

It’s like he is putting his little handsies together.